Why didn't anyone tell me?

Ok, that's not entirely true. A lot of people did. But why, oh why did I never listen?

I am a complete Bachelor/Bachelorette virgin. I promised my bestie I would watch it and I had set my DVR. 

OH.MY.GOD.

Even my husband was watching and laughing his ass off. THESE GUYS!

I cannot even describe it! That feeling when you are watching something so embarrassing that you suddenly feel embarrassed? Yeah, that. 

On top of that list? Abs man, suit of armour man and HOLY CRAP, Fantasy Suite man. I don't even know what the Fantasy Suite is, but wow.

I don't know if people liked/hated Desiree during her Bachelor season? I like her. I think she's cute and handled the creeper really well. 

Needless to say I will be looking forward to many more Mondays to come. 

Thanks Tess.